There is one reason that I love flying Delta. Upgrades. Last year I flew a ton so they treat me nicely now. Free bags. Extra peanuts. 16 ounce plastic container Diet Coke, instead of a cup full of ice and 3 ounces. First class. Foot rubs.

I wouldn’t probably ever buy a first class ticket… But I sure feel full of myself when I get upgraded.

When I don’t get upgraded, I walk back to my seat thinking, those people in first class are so full of themselves. Why do they need a curtain?
My dad get’s upgraded all the time because he flies a lot. He’ll always give his seat to my sisters or mom. He’s a saint.

That’s why I usually don’t travel with girls.